Small gorillaFive monster movies

...that I like better than Eight Legged Freaks. Some come from space, some through technology run amok. But they all turn up in a world that's not ready for them, are pretty scary, maybe kind of funny and worth a rental, at least. Also available for sale at Amazon.com. (Just click the pictures, if you're so inclined.)

 

Arachnophobia

Arachnophobia (1990)

A much better spider movie than Eight Legged Freaks. This time the creepy crawlies are small — well, relatively speaking, anyway — which I I find much creepier. Don't make popcorn.

Lake Placid

Lake Placid (1999)

Just when you thought it was safe to go into the water, big, cow-eating crocodiles come along to terrorize a lake, and Bridget Fonda, in this movie that's better than you probably expect. Also stars Bill Pullman and Oliver Platt. And Betty White as a foul-mouthed granny.

Tremors

Tremors (1990)

Kevin Bacon is only one-degree removed from being lunch for a giant worm. Nail-bitingly tense, and irresistably funny. Best Reba McEntire movie ever!

Evolution

Evolution (2001)

Not what you'd call a great movie, but fun in its way. Single-celled organisms from space become multi-celled organisms from space much too quickly. And it has David Duchovny, smiling more than he was allowed to do in nine seasons of The X-Files.

Jurassic Park

Jurassic Park (1993)

They just had no idea what they were doing bringing those dinosaurs back. This one is a great adventure, and besides, how often do you get to see Sam Neill, Laura Dern and Jeff Goldblum playing action heroes?

Your thoughts? Have a favorite monster movie that didn't make my list? Tell me about it. If I get enough responses, I'll share them with other Gorilla Pants readers, just like you!

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